Check Out This Bizarre Cowboys-Lions Preview.

The Dallas Cowboys have won all of one playoff game since 1997, which brings to mind many questions heading into the team's wild card round matchup this weekend against the Detroit Lions.

For instance, will DeMarco Murray and the league's No. 2 rushing offense be enough to overtake the league's No. 1 rushing defense? Is the team's on-field play really all that affected by the number of blowies Jerry Jones receives before the game? Is Lions running back Reggie Bush an actual bush?

Yeah, maybe — at least according the following bit of wacky Taiwanese animation previewing the matchup. Fortunately the wtf-riffic clip raises more questions than it answers. Like, does Dez Bryant really think the best way to get the Cowboys to offer him a new contract is to unload a machine gun on Jerry's junk?

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